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July 06, 2006

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boyfriend

Your 11 year old has a much older boyfriend? Yikes! How much older? Should 11 year olds have boyfriends any older than 12 years old? I don't think so.

Bob Dole

Tell me something I don't know, Jamie. Tell me something juicy, something mean, something gut-wrenching, something ridiculous. Taunt the weak, the hacks, the elderly, terrorists, I don't care! Just save this "low-key" crap for your nightly diary session.

James Norton

Bob -

You know, I try to listen to my family and be nicer to people...I could have written about something even more low-key, but I figured I would tease with this one because people might try to guess who was at that lunch...

I can't always kick the shit out of the morons around here - even the real pieces of work that say one thing to your face and then do something completely opposite.

Oh wait - thats EVERYONE in this city.

Well, Bob, this is the year I plan on leveling the playing field a bit - nobody will be off-limits when it comes to me calling them out as the hacks, liars, crooks, retards or otherwise socially unfit for the intellectually adequate pod people that they really are.

Hope that helps you out a little.

JN

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Hey Dole,

Still sore about losing big time for Pres?

Listen to me you limp-dicked, Republican ass-wipe. Leave Jamie alone or you'll have me to contend with. And trust me Bobby, once I get hold of those raisins you call nuts, I won't let go till you say "I love Bill Clinton."

Do we understand each other? Good. Now go swallow a few Viagra and take matters into your own hand.

Damn straight,

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

(P.S. Oh and Champion, keep your pants up Baby, I'll get to you later!)

Its nice to know Dr. Mrs. McCarthy is on board.

Its nice to know that Dr. McCarthy supports those that had lunch with Jaime.

snoops02143

hey J.N., how about a real story of the Winter Hill Yaught Club. A sesspool of connected hacks who got a "favor" from the State. Didnt they get something like a 99 year lease for 1 dollar a year ?? Prime real estate that the citizens of somerville could use for their own benefit. Try launching a boat at their "private" club and they would turn up their noses and call the cops.....Somerville cops, not the State, more services provided by us citizens for private clubs...... OR, you can always print another "Assembly Square, the back story" - part 73.....*yawn*

Yatch Club

how much taxes do we get from the yatch club? when I call the cops they show up! Why do they get city services. Can you say emminent domain? They better start provide some sailing lessons for Somerville youth programs or get the hell out of dodge!

James Norton

Yaught? Yatch?

It's too early in the morning to be dealing with impossibly stupid people.

It's spelled Yacht.

At least the first person was trying to spell it phonetically. The second one rhymes with Snatch for God's sake.

Please.

Beyond all that - why are you asking me to do a story on anything down there? I don't do news stories typically and I'm not Hank Phillipi Ryan - so if you have something that needs a look-see, then email the Editor.

JN

snoops02143

you say potato......you were looking for topics....and no, you are not Hank Phillipi Ryan. Just tired of the ASSy Sq. bullbleep week after week. Most of us longtime "Ville" people dont have enough free cash to buy a "YACHT", maybe a raft at KMart.....oh ya, and thats located in ASSy Sq........so it is connected !!! Have a great weekend all you "YACHT"ers.
p.s. Does that come with free storage at the Homans building (hee hee)?

James Dean

It does not matter how great of a job the mayor is doing. It just is not good enough. And it certainly is not good enough for more than one term. Anytime you let a mayor stay in office that long, espcially in this town, all of his friends start to get comfortable.

There way too much to be done before anyone should start feeling comfortable!

A. B. C.

Jimmy D. on the Other Jimmy D.

James Dean I give you credit and respect for your last post. However, I just want to reflect on your statement that "Anytime you let a mayor stay in office that long, espcially in this town, all of his friends start to get comfortable." Is it possible that the Friends of Joe could get any MORE comfortable? Take a look at Stan Koty... that's the highest confort level allowed by law (and you know he's gonna break that law.)

Then we have Skipper Stolichnaya parking his boat for free in a city building.

T&P money that lines the pocket of a Mayoral appointee (they afterall have the keys and codes to the buildings)

The Roche family payroll (reportedly 24% of the city's budget)

The Desk affair at the PD. And we solve this by putting the lead detective from the T&P fiasco to work on it.

The other T&P fiasco, the meters in Davis Sq.

Assembly Square Strip Mall illegally zoned.

Condo Conversions.

The Sheriff (Joe's boy) trying to take over our fair city.

Lost lawsuits, most recently Senesi.

The Mayor's spokeperson condescending the readers here

Between you and I, we could go on and on and on. We can't take much more of this.

Good GOD. They couldn't possibly get anymore comfy.

Pint Size

Has anyone heard from the pint sized plumber?

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Jimmy D.,

My dear boy. You and I have been friends for such a long time now(what is it, 3-4 months?) I feel I can say this to you without fear of reprisal or reproachment.

When you make the statement, "They couldn't get any more comfy.", I thought to myself, "He's completely lost his fu*^ing mind."

Jimmy, are you OK? This is Cambriville, my boy. Land of the Misfit Toys, Cirque du Somerville, Planet Cambriville, where some of the men wear womens panties when home alone, some of the women would put Lewinsky to shame, and first cousins marry at the drop of a hat.(and they're not all gay).

Jimmy, trust me on this one. This crew is just getting started. Comfy? You ain't seen nothin yet lovey.

But someday in the not too distant future, we'll all look back at this period in our proud city's history and laugh. And cry. And laugh. And cry. And cry. And cry.


Waitin for Shelton to Arrive,

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Jimmy D.,

My dear boy. You and I have been friends for such a long time now(what is it, 3-4 months?) I feel I can say this to you without fear of reprisal or reproachment.

When you make the statement, "They couldn't get any more comfy.", I thought to myself, "He's completely lost his fu*^ing mind."

Jimmy, are you OK? This is Cambriville, my boy. Land of the Misfit Toys, Cirque du Somerville, Planet Cambriville, where some of the men wear womens panties when home alone, some of the women would put Lewinsky to shame, and first cousins marry at the drop of a hat.(and they're not all gay).

Jimmy, trust me on this one. This crew is just getting started. Comfy? You ain't seen nothin yet lovey.

But someday in the not too distant future, we'll all look back at this period in our proud city's history and laugh. And cry. And laugh. And cry. And cry. And cry.


Waitin for Shelton to Arrive,

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Jimmy D.,

My dear boy. You and I have been friends for such a long time now(what is it, 3-4 months?) I feel I can say this to you without fear of reprisal or reproachment.

When you make the statement, "They couldn't get any more comfy.", I thought to myself, "He's completely lost his fu*^ing mind."

Jimmy, are you OK? This is Cambriville, my boy. Land of the Misfit Toys, Cirque du Somerville, Planet Cambriville, where some of the men wear womens panties when home alone, some of the women would put Lewinsky to shame, and first cousins marry at the drop of a hat.(and they're not all gay).

Jimmy, trust me on this one. This crew is just getting started. Comfy? You ain't seen nothin yet lovey.

But someday in the not too distant future, we'll all look back at this period in our proud city's history and laugh. And cry. And laugh. And cry. And cry. And cry.


Waitin for Shelton to Arrive,

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Sorry about that kids. The bourbon bottle suddenly jumped up on the keyboard. Sorry!!!!

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Jimmy D. on Comfy

Damn, Sweetums! We're on the same page! I was merely trying to point out the problems we have now and ask "How much worse can it get?" when you pants-ed me in front of the Somerville News crowd.

I still love you babe, but save some of the vitriol and brimstone for the right people. You're getting on in your years, I don't want you wasting these precious moments attacking the people of like minds.

Love (Still),
Jimmy

P.S. Can I have my pants back?

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Jimmy D.,

Of course you can have your pants back. Better let the waist out a little bit more dear. Would'nt want to cut the blood flow below the belt line.(That's for the age crack. Watch it poopy or I'll sic Butters Newman on you.)

Your lifelong friend and benefactor,

Dr. Mrs. McCarthy

Pint Size P.

I heard that the pint size plumber went away for the weekend.

Need a life...

Ya, and I heard he had a blue and white short-sleeve shirt on and had All-Bran for breakfast with 1% milk and a cup of black coffee in a blue mug.... Who the hell cares???

Hey, Pint Size P., get a freakin' life, will you!!!

Who is the pint sized plumber?

I am starting to get a little confused with all thease nick names. Who is this guy pint size? I have been hearing alot about him recently.

City Hall Nose

Anyone hear about the new job the soon to be Ex-of Veterans Affairs will be getting? It may shock some but for others, it’s just another day at the office.

No, but I did hear

No, But I did hear that areas like Sullivan Square, Inman square, and some other areas that actually border other citys will be getting a substantial break on their property taxes. Some of the reasons are that these areas already get less than their share of city services and some of them produce more in parking ticketing incomes. One of the great things about our cities is the life centered on the squares but when city borders run through them there are problems. What's happening for Inman and Sullivan Square's are sad examples.

The Mole

I'm flying on a jet plane,
Don't know when I'll be back again...

Hmmm, that must have been the thoughts of the Mayor as he flew back from Gaeta, Italy this week. Returning to the job tomorrow, Italain flags and all from the recent World Cup Victory Party.

The Pint Sized Plumber Learns to FALA

The Pint Sized Plumber was spotted at at the Cambridge Center for Adult Education taking Portuguese lessons. Pinty, when are you going to stop being Tony's coat holder????? Get a life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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