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April 20, 2006

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Mark Smiths

Fatboy saved my marriage, thank you fatboy Karl & Anthony your my hero's....

ANONYMOUS

FATB0Y CURED MY DIABETES. I WANT TO THANK THOSE INDIVIDUALS THAT CONTRIBUTED TO THE FATBOY RECIPE. I ALSO WANT TO GIVE A SPECIAL THANKS TO SNOWFLAKES ELEVEN, FOR HIS HARD WORK AND DEDICATION. PEACE!

Mrs. McCarthy

FATBOY QUELLED MY UNCONTROLLABLE FLATULENCE!

For years I suffered from that embarrassing and sometimes handy affliction of unexpectantly passing gas. In elevators, in the Communion line, movie theaters, crowded busses, the Mayors office, within 10 feet of a Progressive.

Now all that has changed. Since I discovered the curative powers of Fatboy smothering my Wheatina at breakfast time, I'm 100% fart-free from morning till night.

Thank you Fatboy! I'm eternally grateful.

Gone, Gassy, Gone,

Mrs. McCarthy
Mayoral Candidate 2007
Fiercely Fanatical Fatboy Devotee

hello

Hi everyone
nice blog here at the somerville news.
Hello

FATBOY Karl

Thanks for all the kind words. Here at FATBOY,we love all of our fans!

Remember, everyone loves a FATBOY!

FATBOY Karl

Mrs. McCarthy

Karl and Anthony,

I just visited your web site. You two I could just lick all day. I don't want to be picky or anything but unless you two have a time machine that doubles as your steam vat/six burner Sweedish stove, your web site has a little boo-boo. Your debut was in the fall of 2005, not 2006 as you state.

It's better that this come from me and not that Ron "Butters" Newman. He'd make a federal case out of it.

No need to thank me with a dinner at Mistral. But a case of your sublime product sent to the kitchen at the Little Sisters of the Poor here in Somerville sure would get you closer to heaven!

And don't forget to tell them Mrs. McCarthy sent you.

Mrs. McCarthy
Vote McCarthy Often in 2007

FatBoyStevie

I put a little FATBOY on JL last night. Made him really tasty!

Fatboy helps fight condo conversions

One night I was looking out of my window

onto Somerville Ave., thinking where will I

live now that my greedy landlord is re-

modeling the home into luxury condominiums

when, out of the corner of my eye, I saw

the bottle of Fatboy Marinade I had

purchased earlier that day. I walked over,

opened it up and suddenly, a team of high

priced lawyers came out of the bottle! They

informed me of my rights as a tenant and

assured me they would advocate for me with

verve and vigor. Thank you Fatboy, you

helped me overcome gentrification and a

greedy homeowner to remain in Somerville.

GOD BLESS!

fatboy lives forever

Fatboy cured me of my obesity.
I wanted to thank Snowflake's Eleven and the good ole'boys for their concern regarding my eating habits. If it wasn't for Eleven's hard work I would still be pushing 4 bills. Thank u Carl, and Anthony.


Cambriville News

CAMBRIVILLE NEWS
SATURDAY APRIL 22, 2006


IN BUSINESS NEWS....................


In a stunning announcement today, Karl and Anthony, those wiley Somerville entrepeneurs, are secretly negotiating a deal with OPEC to distribute the highly sucessful FATBOY marinade.

As you may recall, consumers fed up with the high price of gas at the pump, began adding two bottles of FATBOY to their weekly fill-up. The trend began at Vinny's on Medford Street and quickly spread throughout the city. Motorists reported an astounding 75MPG (city driving no less) when just two bottles were added to the normal fill-up. Karl and Anthony are now planning to fly to Kuwait on Monday to begin in-depth negotiations with OPEC oil ministers from seven countries for distribution rights.

IN RELATED NEWS............

The Somerville Board of Aldermen have rejected the Mayor's request to add a $5.00 per bottle "tax" on each FATBOY unit sold in the City. Reached for comment, the Mayor defended his request saying it was not a tax, but a "fee". The Mayor will again attempt to pass the measure by attaching it to his request to hike the Aldermen's annual salary.

.................and the trend of using FATBOY as an alternative payment method seems to be catching on in other parts of the Commonwealth. Cardinal Sean O'Malley released this press advisory this morning: "It is the intention of the Archdiocese to accept the FATBOY product at all Saturday and Sunday Masses beginning next week. Parishioners are requested r to tightly wrap the bottles in plastic shopping bags to prevent any spillage in the collection baskets.

...............and finally this week, all four candidates for Governor have simultaneously announced that their campaigns will immediately begin accepting the Fatboy product in lieu of the requested $500.00 donations at all future fundraisers.

SUNDAY IN THE CAMBRIVILLE NEWS............

In the Garden...... FATBOY

Home Section.........FATBOY

International News....yup, you guessed it FATBOY!!!!!!!!!!!


Thankyou

Nice to see a couple of hard working Somerville boys doing well, keep up the good work you will be rewarded, as we are with your yummy FatBoy marinades.

Cindy The Fat Boy Expert

Fatboy can be used as a chair. You can sit on it lay and relax or just lounge on it. Fatboy Bean Bags havea multitude of uses: A lounge bag for a students room a relaxing option for the office a comforting pillow for children or even aspare beanbed for unexpected guests.

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